TOBY by Corey Pandolph for March 13, 2019
Toby: Mighty Lucifer has come to a baseball affiliation decision! Toby: ...One that will assure maximum infiltration of a broad fan base of jaded souls! Morris: Congratulations, you've successfully managed to make things worse. Toby: Behold! My allegiance to the Evil Empire, on nation, under a flag of fancy hosiery!