TOBY by Corey Pandolph for February 18, 2019
Morris: That was two hours and $350 I'll never see again. Toby: Your time and monetary sacrifice will be rewarded after this wednesday's planned rapture! Toby: What is the status of our used consumable supply? Toby: My fried fowl appendage sector is dangerously low. Melinda: Yeah! ... And my red alcoholic elixir sector is on empty... To the store, you go! Toby: Huzzah!