TOBY by Corey Pandolph for February 11, 2019
Cop: Wouldya get a load of this guy... Cop: You git a permit to be wearin' that robot suit around the city, Fella? Toby: The ruler of the damned does not require permission to present his mighty exoskeleton for public worship! Cop: Yeah, this is officer Glynn... I'm about to have a unique and possibly horrendous situation here... Toby: Your rate of hair loss will accelerate greatly in the coming weeks!