TOBY by Corey Pandolph for January 11, 2019
Toby: Send in the next seeker of Toby's misguided, yet entertaining advice! Girl: I'd like to upgrade to the next generation of iPod. This one is 3 years old. Toby: I will need to perform a diagnostic test in order to approve your eligibility for a new unit! Toby: Your request has been denied, due to the number of songs pertaining to your sad and fruitless 1980's adolescence!