TOBY by Corey Pandolph for February 19, 2013
Toby: Morning greetings, Morris Gumboot! Morris: Morning, Toby. Toby: What of your plans, for a Tuesday? Morris: It's my day off, so I have no plans. Toby: You are in luck, mere mortal! For I have plans that require an expendable patsy! Morris: "back to bed" just became my plan.