TOBY by Corey Pandolph for July 24, 2009
toby: Morris Gumboot! Alert! Morris: What's up, my maniacal iron fruitcakes roomy? Toby: I have secured us a place in the subterranean bunker for the coming rapture! Toby: Unfortunately, because of lack of space, your torso will not be joining us. Morris: Sorry, my torso and I will take our chances on the surface world.