TOBY by Corey Pandolph for July 07, 2009
TV: And now, a statement from Toby, Robot Satan, celebrity deity... Toby: Minions of this doomed celestial blue orb! Toby: Your back-stabbing of mighty Lucifer will not go unpunished! Morris: This does not bode well for my 'days without an angry mob at my doorstep' streak... TV: Consider your ability to engage in small talk revoked! beginning... Now!