TOBY by Corey Pandolph for July 06, 2009
Morris: I'm headed to the store for bacon, Toby! Mob: Is Morris Gumboot your real name? Are you a fan of The Beatles? Why the devil? Why do you hate God? Did you build the robot satan? Morris: There's an evil press mob at the door for you... Toby: Toby, Robot Celebrity has no comment!