TOBY by Corey Pandolph for May 21, 2009
Toby: Welcome to another passing calendar integer, Morris Gumboot! Morris: Morning, Toby. Morris: Wow... This coffee smells... Good! Morris: mmm... This is... What's that flavor? It's sweet, but not overwhelming... it's Toby: Liquid coolant. siphoned from a near-by unnecessarily ostentatious automobile! Morris: SPEW!