TOBY by Corey Pandolph for May 19, 2009
Toby: Alcohol-soaked minions of this sad and final destination! I need a drink! Morris: Long day at the metal maniac factory, Toby? Guy: Hey, if you built yourself, that makes you your own dad. Just like Jesus. Toby: I am bigger than the Jesus! I am the Walrus! I am equally offensive to all!