TOBY by Corey Pandolph for September 22, 2008
Toby: Bring me the next self-involved human with petty troubles! Girl: Yeah, hi... I can't get my email from this thing... Toby: I have located the problem in record time. Toby: The hue of your hair follicles, coupled with your gender make you an imbecile. Please stop trying to use technology.