TOBY by Corey Pandolph for September 12, 2008
Toby: I am unable to locate your start-up disk. Guy: The last time this happened, you guys did some oogly-boogly and it was fixed. Toby: The power of Satan compels you to function! Toby: This machine will be Lucifer's greatest challenge yet. Guy: Well, throwing it down the stairs didn't work, so I'm stumped.