TOBY by Corey Pandolph for August 25, 2008
Toby: So, you are not able to access the Internet? Guy: Yeah, and don't gimme some nerdy tech speak. Just tell me what button to push. Toby: The icon designated 'internet' should suffice. Guy: Oh, wow... Huh, I must have missed that one. Toby: Thank you for choosing the Apple Store! I look forward to watching your sub-par intelligence infect and systematically destroy the human race!