TOBY by Corey Pandolph for August 15, 2008
Guy: Uh, Hi... We're here about the kittens... Toby: That feline is designated "failure in the key of X" Girl: I'll call him "mittens". Guy: Your ad said "Free kittens", but I'd like to give you something for your troubles... Toby: You may leave your ever-loving souls at the door! Guy: Another amway trap? Take the kitten and run, sweetie!