TOBY by Corey Pandolph for August 14, 2008
toby: The ruler of the damned has entered the building! Take me to my newest minons! Toby: Failure! Toby: Bring me the ones with more fangs and ill-temperament! These are cute, cuddly, non-minion material! Melinda: It'll be a great day when I find your "off" button.