TOBY by Corey Pandolph for August 13, 2008
toby: You are now connected with Lucifer, the magnificent! Morris: Toby! The kittens are coming! I have X over at Melinda's apartment! You better get here quick! Toby: Good news, minions! My evil feline army has completed the gustation stage! guy: Dude...I'm not splitting my cut with a bunch of maladjusted kittens!