TOBY by Corey Pandolph for July 24, 2008
Guy: A TV Deal? That's great, Toby! Toby: Agreed! I am great as well! Guy: You know, I'm an actor, with an extensive portfolio... Toby: Continue your futile pitch, as I feign interest in your pitiful career path. Guy: I've played two victims in Law & Order SVU, had two lines in a Cialis ad and once sat next to Tom Hanks at lunch. Toby: Please note my sarcastic disbelief of your current employment situation, based on the saddest list of credentials to ever pass through my sound sensors.