TOBY by Corey Pandolph for May 26, 2008
Morris: Melinda? What're you doing here? Melinda: I'm coming with you to your father's funeral. Morris: Oh... Well, thanks... But... Well, you see... Melinda: You need a support system, Morris. Morris: Yeah, someone's already made sure about that. Toby: He eats anything that puts up a fight twice a day... And remember, the safety phrase is "Polystyrene blister pack".