TOBY by Corey Pandolph for May 21, 2008
Woman: can you fix it? Toby: Of course, on one condition... Girl: Oh... kay? Toby: Explain the emotional operations you experienced at the death of your father. Girl: My dad's not dead! Toby: Are you certain? Girl: Mom? Is dad okay? ... Well, pinch him just to be sure. Toby: If he has expired, I claim dibs on his everlasting soul!