TOBY by Corey Pandolph for May 15, 2008
Morris: Good morning, X. Morris: Whoop! No, that's my bagel, there. I'm not quite finished... Morris: Let me just move it, and you can have the spot, okay? Morris: It's like there was a meeting and God looked at me and said, "That guy... He's short. Let's nipple-twist him for 40 years.