TOBY by Corey Pandolph for May 08, 2008
Morris: You got a job? Toby: An exclusive membership! Morris: You're working at the downtown Apple Store... Sounds like a job. Toby: I am a genius! Morris: You're a Mac genius... You tell people their Apple equipment is broken and where to recycle it. Toby: Do not trivialize the devil incarnate's career path, or you will find your iPod suddenly self-aware, angry and hungry!