TOBY by Corey Pandolph for May 06, 2008
Girl: Sweet Steve Jobs! You fixed it! Toby: Of course. Girl: You should work at the genius bar. Toby: An establishment constructed specifically for geniuses, like me? Toby: I must leave you now. Toby: What I'm about to do will void the warranty, but will also give you the power to eviscerate the insubordinate.