TOBY by Corey Pandolph for March 31, 2008
Toby: Morris Gumboot! Morris: Toby, I'm really busy... Toby: Our supply of iodized sodium chloride is completely depleted! Morris: Well, until I can get to the store, you'll have to do without salt. Toby: I will alert my minions of the situation. Morris: Good. You do that. Toby: Our triumphant extermination of the sidewalk slug will commence after grocery day! Kid: Awww!