TOBY by Corey Pandolph for March 26, 2008
Toby: Behold! Your new ruler and overlord! Toby: I am the one they call Lucifer! Lord of the damned! Morris: What're you doin? Toby: When I institute Hell on Earth, I'll require a welcome speech. Morris: Whatever. I'm gonna go watch Gordon Ramsey on TIVO. Toby: And I will join you only if you prepare the delicious snack known as 'hot pockets', beforehand.