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The Knight Life by Keith Knight for December 30, 2015
cop: wait a sec!! Now I recognize you!! youre that rickj fugitive!! I am not the fugitive youre looking for!! Cop: you're trying to skip the country because you violated probation!! You will let me go... Cop: jedi mind tricks will not work on me!! Okay!! how about my dads black amex card?
A severe case of affluenza.