The Knight Life by Keith Knight for October 12, 2013
KN: what took you so long? KK: I stopped to help a woman in a wheel chair!! KK: But i refused after she told me to kick some guys butt in the supermarket parking lot!! The cops came and blah blah blah KN: Picking up a lemon is never easy for you is it? KK: Doh! Thats what I forgot!!