The Knight Life by Keith Knight for June 21, 2013
KK: listen, Ms. Maggot...Im incredibly flattered that your attracted to me, but Ima married man!! Dont get me wrong!! I think you're beautiful!! In fact you look uncannily like my wife!! KK: come to think of it...how come Ive never seen you two in the same room together? KN: a room can only take so beauty!!