The Knight Life by Keith Knight for June 02, 2013
His Henna tattoos consist of percarously placed pinball machine bumpers... His van is adorned with decades worth of sleazy one liners... Augh it burns!! His cut off jeans have seared the retinas of dozens who dared to look his way!! He is the creepiest guy in the world!! I dont always wear a tie but when I do... Its never with a shirt!!