The Knight Life by Keith Knight for December 26, 2008
Dex: I saved you life in grade school? Cop: My friends and I were up to no good in the gym. you caught us threatened to tell the gym teacher thats when I assed out!! My "friends" took off while you gave me moth to moth and brought me to!! Dex" wow! I can't belief it!! COP: What? that was such a delinquent? Dex: No,,that I was such a snitch!!