The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 24, 2007
Dusty: Merry Christmas, Miss Overdunne! We all pitched in... Miss Overdunne: Thank you all! It's... it's a big bag of "Dusty's Country Jerky." Professor: Jerky? What happened to the earrings we agreed on, "Mr. I'll be in charge of the money?" Dusty: Well, after Ah picked up a new pair of gift givin' boots, there wasn't much left over... Boone: I say we string him up by his fancy boots and dunk his head in the egg nog!