The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for October 22, 2007
Dusty: Ever seen a shooting star, Perfessor? Professor: Oh sure, many times... Dusty: Ever seen an eclipse? Professor: Both solar and lunar. Dusty: Ever seen a Russian nurse grope a produce manager by moonlight? Professor: There's a disturbing first time for everything, I suppose.