The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for August 26, 2007
Professor: What's new on the Information SuperHighway, Dusty? Dusty: Mah Facebook page. Professor: Facebook? Dusty: One of them Interweb friends-makin' jobbies... Professor: An online community. Dusty: Ah can upload photos, view friends' photos... and find folks with similar interests, all from one page! Professor: Both impressive and disturbing... hold the phone... "Dusty Winters has 670,232 friends?" Dusty: Well, that's on account of me being a steely-eyed, cattle drivin' hunk o' cheese. Professor: Your technological achievements are superseded only by your talent for delusion. Dusty: Much obliged.