The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for October 11, 2006
Man: Is this "Sabrina's 60-plus Escorts"? Woman: Yes, it is, and how may I help you? Man: I'm 82 and I need a date for my 65th high school reunion. Woman: Okay... I'd like a real attractive gal about... oh... 70 years old. Woman: A 70-year old?? Men!! They always want to date younger women!!