The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 11, 2006
Miss Overdunne: Ludmilla! I don't care if the General is attracted to yoU! We cannot have Elderpark staff dating the residents! Look!! It's as if you and I are in the army and we're the officers. We cannot date enlisted personnel! Or... if this were a prison... the guards couldn't date the prisoners!! Ludmilla: Hmm... But what if he is prisoner-of-love? Miss Overdunne: Time for you to make your rounds, Ludmilla!