The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 08, 2006
Miss Overdunne: Attention, Elderparkers!! The "Say Goodbye to the Holidays" festivities will take place in these locations...the unwanted gift exchange has just started in the main auditorium... Woman: I'll trade you this am/fm digital clock electric toothbrush for your extra-large Green Bay Packers sweatshirt. Evelyn: Let me hear how it sounds first. Miss Overdunne: The credit card bill support team is on call in the main dining hall.... Man: Is it bad? Woman 2: I'm opening the...oh, my!! Edith...look at this!! Miss Overdunne: Will the staff member in charge of the fruitcake hurling contest report to my office now! Nurse Ludmilla: Too bad about hook shot, komrade elder! Could have set new record!