The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for December 23, 2005
Dusty: Well, Edna...Santa will see if he can get you that gift....here's your candy cane.... Edna: Wait! I have another wish... Dusty: We got a long line, Edna..... Edna: It's been a long time since I sat on a man's lap. Let me enjoy this for a minute... Dusty: Okay...just don't pull the beard. It's real.