The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 03, 2005
The Professor: So...what did you get in the mail, Dusty? Dusty: A rather disturbin' letter from one of my ex-wives, perfessor...she says she advertised for a husband and got over a hundred replies! The General: She must be quite the looker. Evelyn: Or the replies are all from women saying "I've got one you can have!"