The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for March 27, 2005
The Professor: So...the question before the Elderpark Philosophical Society today..."What is a guiding principle in your life?" General? The General: An eye for an eye...a tooth for a tooth. The Professor: Boone? Boone: If there is no wind, row! The Professor: Evelyn? Evelyn: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. The Professor: Dusty? Dusty: Never squat with your spurs on!