The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for March 13, 2005
Evelyn: May I join you gentlemen? Dusty: Me and the boys're havin' a pretty cutthroat game o' poker... The General: C'mon, Dusty....we'll teach her. The Professor: Here, Evelyn...you deal the cards. Evelyn: This makes me nervous... The General: Just shuffle and deal them. Evelyn: Well...okay. All right, gentlemen...the game is seven-card stud. Dollar in. Dueces and one-eyed jacks are wild. High spade splits the pot. What?