The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for March 06, 2005
The Professor: Whoa!! Look at this, Dusty! Dusty: What is it, Professor? The Professor: When I did a search for "Elderpark" on the internet, I got this elaborate flow chart. Dusty: A flow chart? Maybe we can finally fix the plumbing around here. The Professor: No! It's about corporate business connections...who owns what...fascinating... Dusty: What's it say? The Professor: For one thing, there are 35 Elderparks! Dusty: You mean we're a chain, like Wal-Mart? The Professor: The company that owns the retirement home also leases shipping containers and warehouse space. "Elderpark, Inc., a subsidiary of Jujitsu Heavy Industries...your global storage specialist". Dusty: Hmm...is that the director on a forklift?