The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 19, 2005
The Professor: Now look, Dusty... I've typed in my e-mail address= firstname.lastname@example.org Dusty: uh, huh... The Professor: Now...use the mouse to move the cursor to the message box. Now...click once. Good! Now... type an e-mail message to me! Dusty: Why? You're settin'right next to me!! The Professor: Well...pretend I'm in another state! Dusty: That's a might hard to do seein' as you had the garlic pizza for lunch.