The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 11, 2005
The Professor: At our meeting yesterday we voted to band together as a sort of mutual-aid society. I think we need an addition to our group - Evelyn. Character: A...a...woman? Boone: The main question is...What does she bring to our team? The Professor: Mobility, gentlemen! She has her own car! The General: Ooooo! Boone: Lot of folks here have got their own cars! The Professor: Yeah...but she sees well enough to drive at night. Dusty: All in favor?