The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 14, 2022

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    ronaldspence  6 months ago

    Not a sublime feeling, though together they might make Sprite!

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    Ratkin  6 months ago

    Just take vitamin C and that’ll fix you up.

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    marilynnbyerly  6 months ago

    You’ll end your life on an expensive cocktail. Lemons die floating in water no one will drink in restaurants.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 6 months ago

    Dr. Lamont Murang? Does anyone else see that?

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 6 months ago

    He may have Lime Disease, but he’ll probably end up with Corona.

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    [!] ♫♪ Trying to take this all in — I’ve got one, two, three, four, five, senses working overtime; trying to taste the difference ’tween a Lemon and a Lime… ♪♫

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    Avalon  6 months ago

    I see that the doctor has some of the necessary medical equipment at hand: gauze, needle,… and a juicer?

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    Jonathan Lemon creator 6 months ago

    That makes me bitter.

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    FreihEitner Premium Member 6 months ago

    Dr. Lemon looks like a Minion.

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    Zykoic  6 months ago

    Later he was compelled to join the Royal Navy.

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    PraiseofFolly  6 months ago

    The Key is served up in the Sweet Pie-and-Pie. Lime will tell.

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    bigger Nate  6 months ago

    Let’s go have a Corona

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    backyardcowboy  6 months ago

    Doc: "Don’t get tart with me. Pucker up, time for your exam. "

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    Bilan  6 months ago

    He got Lime disease because he was tick’ed off.

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    Lime? “Jello!”

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    seaspotzrun  6 months ago

    His office is in a seedy part of town.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    It’s a bitter-sweet thing I tell you!

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    holdenrex  6 months ago

    First treatment: Put him in de cocanut!

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    Lee26 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Did he end up in a coconut?

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    Tired  6 months ago

    Tick, Doc?

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    Steverino Premium Member 6 months ago

    He should go down to Key West.

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    kaystari Premium Member 6 months ago

    More delicious? I would think so, but is that a common opinion that limes are better?

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    Daltongang Premium Member 6 months ago

    It’s not that easy bein’ green

    Having to spend each day

    The color of the leaves

    When I think it could be nicer

    Bein’ red or yellow or gold

    Or something much more colorful like that

    It’s not that easy bein’ green

    It seems you blend in

    With so many other ordinary things

    And people tend to pass you over

    ‘Cause you’re not standing out

    Like flashy sparkles in the water

    Or stars in the sky

    But green’s the color of spring

    And green can be cool and friendly like

    And green can be big like an ocean

    Or important like a mountain or tall like a tree

    When green is all there is to be

    It could make you wonder why

    But why wonder, why wonder?

    I am green and it’ll do fine

    It’s beautiful and I think it’s what I wanna be

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    Raging Moderate  6 months ago

    go home and have a shot of tequila. You’ll be fine.

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    Diamond Lil  6 months ago

    Margarita anyone?

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    Lablubber   6 months ago

    He came up lime.

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Doc, just make sure I don’t go down like 7-Up!!

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    zeexenon  6 months ago

    Save it for margaritas.

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