The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for July 11, 2021

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    Quincy(Happy November)  5 months ago

    A man goes to a doctor because he has health and weight problems. The doctor tells him he is very obese. The guy gets kind of embarrassed and says“Its not my fault. Obesity runs in my family”The doctor chuckles a little and replies“Nobody runs in your family”

    More dark medical jokes coming soon. All my family is doctors so I like dark medical jokes. I watch a guy on YouTube who is a doctor and does stuff with a lot of dark medical jokes.

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    Pickled Pete  5 months ago

    Let’s stay with medical jokes

    A 60 year old man named Bill goes to get his physical.

    When his doctor is finished, he shakes his head. “Bill, you’re a 60 year old man, you have the body of a guy in his 40’s. You’re in better health than most patients I see. I have to ask – how old was your dad when he died?”

    “WHAT?”, Bill bellows, “Who says Dad’s dead?” The doctor starts to stammer an apology, but Bill continues, “He’s 82, still working, and is also in great shape! He’s entering a weightlifting competition in August!”

    “That’s amazing,” the doctor replies. “So then, how old was your grandfather when he passed?”

    “WHAT?”, Bill roars again, “Who said Grampa’s dead? He’s 109, runs Meals on Wheels for people decades younger than him, he owns a sailboat, and he’s getting married to a 30 year old woman next month!”

    The doctor is floored. “That’s impressive, Bill.” He pauses. “I still have a question though. Why would a guy who’s 109 want to get married to a 30 year old woman?”

    “HA!” Bill chortles. “Who said he WANTED to get married?”

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    Gent  5 months ago

    Oh my gods. I can’t bears it anymore. Helps. Is there I say is there a doctor in the house?

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