The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 13, 2015
Transcript:
PHIL THE FLORIST Brutus: I want a dozen long-stemmed red roses for Valentine's Day. Phil: Fine. That'll be sixty dollars. Brutus: Ouch! That's beyond my budget. How much would a dozen short-stemmed red roses cost? Phil: Forty dollars. Brutus: How about a dozen stems?
I am so old, I can remember when a dozen roses was $9.99 plus tax.