The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 12, 2014
Wilberforce: My science teacher showed how you can start a fire using a pair of glasses and the sun's rays! Gladys: It's good to know, if you ever have to wear glasses, they can come in handy in an emergency! Wilberforce: Are you kidding? I'm never gonna wear glasses - I don't want my eyes catchin' fire!