The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 30, 2013
Brutus: Mom said you were making a pumpkin pie that you learned about in school... Brutus: But I see you've decided to carve a jack-o'-lantern instead. Are you making a scary face or a funny one? Wilberforce: Neither. I'm makin' a pumpkin pi! See - just like I learned in school!