To some extent I’m with Dave Barry on this one. In his book Stay Fit and Healthy until You’re Dead, he suggested that you should decide what to eat based upon the average number of syllables per ingredient. If it’s two or below, the product is probably safe to eat in small quantities. If it’s three or four, you’re probably dealing with a product that causes grave concern in laboratory rats. If it’s five or more, set the container down very carefully and flee the vicinity on foot.
May 8, 2015