The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 07, 2013
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Man: What time have you got, Thorny? Brutus: I recently decided to stop wearing the old wristwatch I've worn for years... Brutus: I realized I had no need for it anymore, since I always carry my cellphone with me now... Brutus: It has the exact time on its display, and that's not its only advantage for me... Brutus: Remember how I often couldn't tell the time, because I kept forgetting to wind my watch? That won't happen again! Man: That's good to know! Well, let's give it a try - what time is it? Brutus: Let's see...oops! I forgot to charge my cellphone - it's dead!