The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 24, 2011
Brutus says, "Do you want me to pick up anything for you while I'm out?" Gladys says, "I know I'm going to regret it, but bring me a donut. Wait- on second thought, make it a dozen!" Gladys says, "If I'm going to feel guilty, I might as well do something worth feeling guilty about!"